ohawkguy:

deadpool bi-annual

toenail-fister:

sadvaporwavebabe:

please dont name your children after flowers (rose, daisy, lily, etc.) unless you are plantkin it is cultural appropriation

I mowed my lawn today.

british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA
lovehasflown:

Nice cock, man.

lovehasflown:

Nice cock, man.

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

siriusdraws:

it’s been a trying past few days

siriusdraws:

it’s been a trying past few days

Oh, also let's make out
Anonymous

yeah okay, im down. 

Honestly, your selfies get better everytime. Thanks for being hot. I'm actually moving to brisbane to steal your dogs. happy happy anon, ty :)
Anonymous

true, ive learnt to take better selfies. um no they are mine, they are so freaking cute tho. okay thanks 

joshvadun:

wait, bastille is also a band????? i’ve just been fangirling over this old ass french prison the whole time smh