no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
I FUCKING LOVE DEADPOOL
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
2nd gif is the look of someone who knows the joke that’s coming
3rd gif he is just trying so hard i cannot even
in the 4th gif does he look directly at camera and ever so slightly shake his head?
“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”
I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.
To this day, I still have absolutely no idea if he actually did the right thing by shooting little Tiffany. His story was very convincing…
I totally bought that he was right.
I always though this was about not demonizing people based on how they look, instead focussing on what they do.
THAT’S RIGHT AGENT J
I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates
Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students.
Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst
Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.
i can’t believe those weren’t puns
Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.
Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying
PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME
BEST POST ON TUMBLR.
Operation with a surgeon…
On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.
a chemist walks into a restaurant and says “i would like a plate of sodium acetate because that looks like NaC2H3O2 which looks like nacho lol.” the waiter says get the fuck out of my restaurant you god damned geek
i’m sorry but this comic my dad just e-mailed me
does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work
ways to give me anxiety:
- sit next to me while im on the computer
- say “i need to talk to you”
- read my messages and dont reply
oh my FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU
Oh my god it just looks so proud of itself.
i am leopard.
im probably gonna get hunted and killed if i keep going
LIKE HE FINALLY OPEN UP TO SONEONE, AND HE FELL IN LOVE WITH HER, AND HE LOOSES HER. Kristoff has such an unfair life my baby
Reblogging again because I’m a hormonal mess and kristanna really knows how to get these hormonal feels going
#BUT LIKE ALSO HE LOST HIS ONLY HUMAN FRIEND#THE ONLY HUMAN WHO HE INTERACTS WITH#AND HE WAS HAVING SUCH A GREAT TIME WITH HER#HE’S ONLY 21 AND HE’S NEVER HAD A FRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE HIM AND HERE ANNA COMES ALONG AND SHE’S HUMAN BUT SHE’S NICE AND DORKY#SHE’S ROYALTY BUT SHE’S NOT SNOBBISH AND DOESN’T LOOK DOWN ON HIM#SHE’S FEARLESS AND CLUMSY AND NAIVE AND DARING AND ADORABLE AND NOW HE HAS TO GIVE ALL THAT UP#SHE’S GONNA GO AWAY AND GET MARRIED TO SOME RANDOM PRINCE AND SHE’LL BE EXPOSED TO COURT LIFE#AND SHE’LL TURN INTO JUST ANOTHER HUMAN WHO IS MEAN AND CRUEL AND DOESN’T HAVE TIME FOR A RANDOM ORPHAN ICE HARVESTER