nippletowns:

trying to make new friends

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connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

coluring:

coluring:

i love holding hands with cute boys

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

I don't get the "I bought my friend an elephant" joke?
Anonymous

its just about not mentioning the elephant in the room.

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me