octobra:

octobra:

why was cinderella a virgin

because she always ran away from the balls

jakemalik:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

bansheepower:

Falcon: 30% hero, 70% sass

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

fairytrainer:

well there’s an offer i can’t refuse

fairytrainer:

well there’s an offer i can’t refuse

kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.