trying to make new friends
#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge
dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer
fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
its just about not mentioning the elephant in the room.
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me